Following months of marijuana busts, the DEA burned the contraband in a remote region.

The fire was blazing brightly when an agent noticed a flock of terns was flying around the area.  Concerned about the effects of the smoke on the birds, the DEA called the National Aububon Society.

There fears were confirmed.  There was not one tern left unstoned.

A neighbor had invited some people, including our minister, over for dinner.  On the menu were stuffing, peas, and baked chicken.

As we prepared to eat, we were serenaded by a crowing rooster.

“Listen to that rooster,” said one of the guests.

Glancing at our paster digging into his chicken, the host said, “You’d crow too, if your child was going into the clergy.”

Did you hear about this family who was evicted from their tree house?

The bank says they didn’t pay their mortgage, but the family says it’s a mix-up because they recently switched branches.

How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings pinball game?

How many?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Why did the Boy Scout put a flashlight in his backpack?

Why?

He wanted to lighten his load.